Vickie's Disorganization Disaster

This is our dirty little secret. The rest of the house looks okay, but when new friends come over we don't take them into the garage. People wonder why we don't park in here, we tell them its cause it's a "workshop". Over to the right is "recycle mountain" - yes we care about the environment just not enough to actually put the stuff out on the curb every Monday. When it gets so big that Campbell can't get his hockey gear out then we take it down to the depot ourselves. No word of a lie - one time a neighbour's cat was missing for a week and late at night we kept hearing meowing. Campbell finally went into the garage, turned the lights out and sat there patiently with a flashlight and believe it or not that's where he found it - we never told the neighbour. After 5 years of living here I can't say it looks any worse than a month after we moved in. Campbell doesn't know I am submitting this - please help.

Vickie